My Proposed Benefit For Jens Lekman and His Swine Flu
H1And1.
An And 1 basketball tournament where all the proceeds go to him…also all the Ballers will be Swedish pop musicians and probably some guy named Hoop’n
I hate True Blood. I’m sorry but I do and this scene is a perfect illustration of why. I just don’t get it…maybe I’m not cool enough…or have a low tolerence for shitty accents and over melodramatic acting.
Don’t mean to offend but really, I just don’t get the hype.
Damn you, Costco. Stop tempting me with your wares.
I just bought a new watch on impulse.
I already have two nice black watches, why not a cheap white one? This was my justification. Oh also the proceeds go to a good cause so that helps too.
I really do love candy
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I’m her sugar daddy
I’m her Hume Cronyn and she’s my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles
I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, ‘cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til’ the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til’ its licked knot loose
(ladies)
candy… candy…
i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you’re gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just ‘cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind’ll do
Don’t care if it’s nutritious or “FDA approved”
It’s gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til’ I’m dead
I’ll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin’ all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!
(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, in school, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here’s the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,
Right next to, gentlemen’s club.-MC Chris aka MC Pee Pants
Passing it on.
14 Plays
CocoRosie - Happy Eyez
I only have eyez for you…
Off their new tour only EP “Coconuts, Plenty of Junk Food”. Really liking the new stuff.
Download it here
I haven’t seen this yet, but Andrew WK seems like such a perfect candidate to host a kids show. I say that with no sarcasm, he pretty much is a kid.
Childlike enthusiasm + The want to blow stuff up + Frequent nosebleeds = I rest my case.
Fast Food Fashion Week
- M: I was the best dressed in Wendy's though.
- C: Well, that shouldnt be too hard to accomplish. As long as you're wearing a shirt with sleeves you win.
Excuse me, I’m Whacktose intolerant
Rhymefest
I myself share the same affliction.
Wednesday morning, reenacting scenes from “Point Break”*.
“Patrick Swayze’s just robbed this bank and Keanu Reeves is chasing him through people’s gardens. And he goes to shoot Swayze but he can’t because he loves him SO much and he’s firing his gun up in the air and he’s like ‘Aaaaaaah!’”
*I had to pick up another prop yesterday. It was another gun.
