December 2008
November 2008
Possible adult film title: Happy Skanksgiving.
It’s probably already one. Maybe I’ll pitch it as a 90’s ska video.
“Here is how it happens. We find something we want to do, if we are lucky, or...”
– Rogert Ebert reviews “Synecdoche, NY”
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Coolest Auction Ever! Film Memorabilia Spanning... →
I wish I had this kind of money to throw around/to buy an original Ghostbusters jump suit and sleep in it.
Download the pdf catalogue of what’s up for auction and commence drooling.
sharingtime:
I asked my boss a simple question that I thought had a simple answer. Now I’m tasked with building Rome in a day.
This is why it’s best to work with headphones on and never make eye contact with anyone.
Agreed.
A Series of Unfortunate Groans
Every morning when this guy comes into the office, as soon as he sits down, maybe even before ass meets chair, he lets out a long series of loud sighs and groans. What makes this particularly annoying is that I can’t see what he’s doing. Stretching? Heavy Petting? Vocal warmups? Some mornings I just want to go over there and demand to know the process behind this; the whys.
But most...
Craigslist Ad: Seeking a sexual tyrannosaur for a...
“I am a very career-focused, attractive, 5’9, 120lb woman who is seeking a man who is willing to fulfill my ultimate sexual fantasy. I am an executive with a very successful corporation that keeps me very busy and I sometimes have difficulty finding men who share similar interests to my own in the bedroom.
Nothing turns me on more then Jurassic Park themed role play. You must be the...
“Me and my friends are like double whiskey, coke, no ice.”
– The Hold Steady
Season 6 Episode 19: The Doodle
Elaine: Did you read the whole thing?
Kramer: Oh! yeah.
Elaine: Huh . So What's it about?
Kramer: Well it's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm.
Elaine: unbridled enthusiasm...?
Kramer: Well , that's what led to Billy Mumphrey's downfall.
Elaine: Oh! boy.
Kramer: You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.
NME SELECTS COOLEST ARTISTS OF ALL TIME
The list includes:
Keith Moon
Morrissey
Meg White
Prince
Janis Joplin
Johnny Marr
Wait a second, Meg White?
“Today, I’ll be discussing both 1996’s The Phantom and 1994’s...”
– The A.V. Club. My Year Of Flops Shazamilicious Double Feature: Case Files #120 and 123, The Phantom and The Shadow
On a seperate note I am deeply saddened (read: pissed off and complaining on a blog) that Kanye West has joined the ranks of Voice Modulator rappers. Just because it’s out there...
Chuck Klosterman Reviews "Chinese Democracy" →
And there could not be a better man for the job.
Ep 19: The Truth
George: I'm very nervous about this. I've never spoken to a mental patient before.
Jerry: My cousin Douglas was in a place like this one time . He came over to my house for dinner. There was no soda and he went bezerk. He was screamin' "where's the Pepsi, where's the Pepsi?"
The Mountain Goats - “Woke Up New”
This song just came on my Ipod at work and every time I hear these lyrics I fall in love with them:
“The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too much of it But I drank it all just cause you hate it when I let things go to waste And I wandered through the house like a little boy lost in the mall And an astronaut could’ve seen...
So Many A Second: Visualize Statistics...and its... →
“so_many_a_second is a simple online applet that helps you visualize statistics. Most notably, it takes statistics in the form “x items used worldwide per second” and illustrates those items falling down a screen. So for example, 150 trees are cut per second according to Worldometers, and so_many_a_secondvisualizes that process”
Weezer - You Gave Your Love to Me Softly
Jens Lekman Covers Boyz II Men at Googies Lounge →
Read about it, see pictures, and download the track.
God damn do I love Jens Lekman
Musebin: Twitter-Style Music Reviews with... →
I’m very intrigued by this idea and its interface. Hopefully it’ll have a decent run before it turns into a venue for music snob name dropping and die hards telling you you’re wrong about your favorite bands new album.
