January 2009
Emmy the Great - Where Is My Mind? (Pixies Cover)
Old Jews Telling Jokes →
Could be one of the best things on the internet.
A new joke/video every Tuesday and Thursday.
...That girl is poisonnnnnnn...
In our part of the office me and five of my co workers just had a 20 minute dance party to 90’s rap.
There are perks to being in the secluded area of the office. For the record, Ilana has some moves.
"Afraid you can't get a morguegage? The...
The “Spooky Pun” market has been greatly untapped since the Crypt Keeper left the scene.
It’s sad really.
That Time "of the Month Club"
I think I’d really like to join some sort of an “of the month” club. You know, cheese of the month, tea of the month, smoked summer sausage of the month, Swedish pop LP of the month, etc…
But what would I get?
Ideally there would be “Trinket that you’ll put on your shelf and never look at again of the month” or perhaps “Woody Allen’s hair...
Woodhands - Be Back Soon
Just plain good.
I...
If I Were A Lady...
…and happened to be an adult film star. My “stage” name would be: Dame Judy Drench.
I am so sorry.
“I’m, I’m just saying, I was talking to the girls and,you-we don’t put enough emphasis on the ladies sometimes, you know, I was talking to this girl, she was talking about the music all fast in the club, you know she gotta drink water cause she’s thirsty, she done dance to like, 9200 songs, back to back but ain’t nobody, you know, really try to find out what...
“The lights go on, the lights go off, When things don’t feel right.”
– -Beirut
I do believe I’m heading for a shit storm.
1998 Called, It Wants Its Jacket Back
The zipper on my coat finally broke off after weeks of avoiding such parrell. I now, in order to take off or put on my coat, have to pull it over my head like a 7th grader wearing a Starter Jacket. Yet another thing to feel anxious about in public.
I’d like to personally thank Beautimous who not only follows the Bolex but also went out on a limb to follow our social experiement, Aw,Killer Reference, while it gets its legs.
If you live in Chicago/visit Chicago I’ll buy you a nice cup of tea.
“I wasted the best years of my life, waiting for the best years of my life”
-Cursive
I’m going to spend some time this weekend making sure I haven’t done this/don’t do this. I guess thats what a rough week will do to you.
“I don’t know if you know what it is like to want to be someone else, to not want to look like you look, to hate your own face and to go completely unnoticed. I have always wanted to be someone else. I have never felt comfortable the way I am. All I want is to be better than myself, to become less ordinary and to find some purpose in this world. It is easier to see things in others,...
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Me and Mike’s new joint effort. Check it out as it grows.
“With this experiment Mike and I, said two pals who have know each other their whole lives, intend to track...
David Lynch Fun Facts
According to his biography, a young David Lynch used to follow up sex not with a cigarette, but with Chocolate Milk.
I’ll give you a minute to get the image of David Lynch fornicating out of your head if you have to.
Title for a Pompous Michael Moore-Esque...
“Republican Party Foul”*
*Could also be a screwball comedy where the head of a frat becomes president.**
**I guess this already happened kind of***
***Didn’t realize there was a Bush joke there until after I typed it. I swear.
For Every Pullman (and Pullwoman)
Did anyone else secretly want Obama to go into Pullman’s speech from “Independence Day”?
The Good Life - October Leaves (Tim Kasher...
WatchTrailer for “(500)Days Of Summer”.
Count me in for a heartbreakingly good time.
From Morrissey Q&A in Maxim Canada
Q: DO YOU HAVE A DEATHBED CONFESSION? A: I’ve never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.
Cursive - Fairytales tell tales
In honor of the...