April 2009
March 2009
What the Hell Is Wrong With Me:
One of my favorite things in the world to imitate is Tim Roth trying to do an “American” accent. I find it absolutely hilarious. Hunter may be the only other person that laughs at it. Maybe Stunkel. Granted it usually comes out sounding like Tim Roth, drunk (or with a brain crippling illness), trying to do an “American” accent.
Don’t think it’s funny? Watch the...
Season 9 Episode 1: The Butter Shave
Exterior of Monk’s coffee shop. Cut to Jerry and George at their regular booth.
A newspaper blocks out view of George’s face. He lowers the paper to reveal…
a moustache.
George: What is Holland?
Jerry (also wearing a moustache): What do you mean, ‘what is it?’ It’s a country right next to Belgium.
George: No, that’s the Netherlands.
Jerry: Holland...
Still Tasty? →
sharingtime:
A site that tells you if the food in your fridge is still safe to eat. Genius. (via thrillist)
I have this debate quite often. Immediately going to check the Tuna Salad I brought for lunch today.
Everybody Clap Your Hands or Boogie Woogie Real...
C: So I have a question for you, at this wedding, I don't have to do any "slide" dances do I?
C: Unless its to Goo Goo Dolls' "Slide"...I have my own dance for that.
In Response to Mike's Post Below:
"idontgetrunnershigh:
Why....
is there a Cheerio in the urinal?
There are so many things wrong with what I just saw, that it just gave me an overall uncomfortable feeling."
C: Ha, Cheerio in the urinal. Classic April Fool's prank.
C: Did he get you? Did you eat it?
M: No...I didn't eat it.
Today I go back to work and the process starts all over again. The horror…the horror.
Well, we had some fun huh?
The amount of times Greg and I started singing Gin Blossoms last night was just inappropriate.
Scratch that. apparently im at evil olive. mid dance.*
* The Hideout wasn’t cutting it.
WatchCursive premiered their new video for “From The Hips”.
email correspondance: greetings
C: Hey Theodore Brosevelt
P: Dear President Bro-rock Oh-bra-mah
C: Hey Brostradamus
P: Dear Rambro
C: Hey Broski
P: Hey General Bro's Chicken
C: This is Brodiac speaking
P: Hey Bros II Men
I really wanted to compile a list over this last year or so of all the ones I've said with chums. The list is far to great at this point.
Pete and I have a good thing going.
More On Last Night
C: I don't want to look in the kitchen.
T: Why, is it messed up?
C: I remember I looked in last night and there were chicken bones on the floor. It was like a Witchdoctor was in there.
Thoughts On The Dinner Party Last Night
A packed kitchen, tons of awesome food, good people, and a drunk and disorderly dance party into the morning. Meant to steal someones camera to take a picture of the spread for this. Don’t remember if that ever happened.
My portion of the dinner party:
Roasted Tomatoes with Garlic, Gorgonzola, Herbs, and Goat Cheese
List of Exclusive Releases For Record Store Day →
Consider my money already spent.
The Mountain Goats - Alibi (May 16, 2008 NYC:...
Possible Titles for Boz Scaggs Biopic:
“Scaggs Me With A Spoon”
“Scaggasm”
“Scagg. You’re It”
“The Scaggs and the Scagg Nots”
“Scaggs Hags: Boz Scaggs and the Women Who Loved Him”
“Hey, Remember Me?”
Willy Mason - The Message (Grandmaster Flash...
Punk Band Member Name:
Dixon Jeans.
Say it out loud.
Here's the pitch:
My last post about “Howie Do It?” got me thinking. From that thinking came an idea for a better show called “What Woody Do?”
It’s a similar hidden camera prank show but starring Woody Allen. Each episode would usually involve Woody starting the prank, but then feel like/think he was coming down with something and abandoning the prank altogether.
I watched the intro to “Howie Do It?” the other day. It was simultaneously the best/worst/funniest/most depressing thing I’ve ever seen. It was like watching a birth video sped up with fart sound effects added.
On Tim and I hanging out during my week off:
Tim: Ill warn you now its gonna look like father son time because I have the mustache back.....So brush your teeth and listen to your mother because its T&C TIME.
“This place is way too analog”
– Bobby Digital (via idontgetrunnershigh)
“Yoyoyo, check this out, it’s got like mad gigabytes”.
WatchThis unexpectedly but very officially became the anthem of the weekend.
Sung, at least, 200 times by all involved.
Minneapolis Road Trip Recap:
Took off work Friday and hit the road to Minneapolis for the weekend. This time around I had a more than fantastic time. We didn’t take many pictures so I will do my best to recap with my words. Also, I’m going to type as I remember so grammar and structure may be shoddy at best.
Stayed with Claire’s friend Willa and her fiance Grant in Uptown.
Two awesome people with a great...
“Lord, I have loved some ladies and I have loved jim beam, and they both tried to...”
–
Hank Williams, jr. (via blooddiemond)
He’s no Sr. but fantastic words none the less.
Dr. Dog - Weekend
Season 6 Episode 8: The Mom and Pop Store
George and Kramer looking at the parade out the window. GEORGE: These are the balloons? Big deal, all I see is Woody Woodpecker. KRAMER: You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker? GEORGE: Yeah, what is he? Some sort of an instigator?
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a...
C: You know it's technically illegal to drive with open liquor.
Claire: Just put it in the trunk.
C: Ah, true they need a warrant for that. That's what Jay-Z told me.
Claire: Oh really.
C: Yea, he got me through law school. I didn't even have to go through pre-law, I just listened to The Black Album a bunch of times.
Joy and the Boys - Meet Me In Seattle (At the...
I am reading the new issue of The Goon and icing...
I am simultaneously a child and an old man…
I am Benjamin Button.
