May 2009
“Sometimes the poetry is in the silly thing, the funny thing, the offhand thing;...”
– Jim Jarmusch (via) (via lemoniceforever)
I feel like as a comedy writer I need to hear this sometimes. Stops me from regretting my ability to write “the heavy thing”.
April 2009
"He Would Not Be Going to Italy"
Peter: I like how mean you are.
Jack: The characters are all…thanks.
The Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory
“My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves.
One day while he’s lying sick in bed, Cameron lets “Ferris” steal his father’scar and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions...
Topical Movie Idea:
“Swine Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”
Stephin Merritt Talks About His Musical Version of... →
“The ‘prepared piano’ sounds like an entire junkyard playing at the same time.”
3 Places You Shouldn't Put Across the Street From...
Comic Book Store
Rotofugi Toy Store and Gallery
Record Store
It’s like the Last Temptation of Christ every day.
"It Sounds Like an Ed Wood Movie Out There"
There’s a strange wizzing/whooing sound happening in the hallway at work. It’s either a paper plate spaceship touching down or a tiny man playing a theremin in the vents. I WANT TO BELIEVE.
Red Light Company - Scheme Eugene
Hanging out...
“And what’s the price of donuts in New York?”
– Maintenance guy from our building on the phone
Probably something to do with insider trading.
Paul Sheer's Photoset from Michael Jackson's Home... →
Starts off kind of funny and then you kind of realize that it’s all just too terribly creepily. It’s like catching Buffalo Bill dancing.
Only One Downside to the New Apartment:
The shower head is about eye level so I feel like Bill Murray showering in “Lost in Translation”.
And I’m not a very tall guy.
“I can’t resist quoting from an interview Morrissey did where he was asked what...”
– so… (via oldfilmsflicker) (via spmorrissey)
5 Inexplicable Fixie Fashions →
Older article, but new to me.
lemoniceforever:
Jens Lekman covers Scout...
Sitting On a Metal Folding Chair for 3 1/2 Hours
Not good for the back.
Health tip.
WatchBob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman on “Breaking Bad”…Possibly his best work since “Mr. Show”.
I Can’t wait to see more of him.
Another Reason Why Ilana Is Great
Ilana: I'm looking at facebook and this girl I know is in Egypt. Her status says,"Why do people wear black to the beach? It's so weird!"
Ilana: It's a religious thing you fucking retard.
Her Space Holiday - The Year in Review
Figured...
Song Via: yym
Das Racist - Combination Pizza...
Just Realized: 1 Year Anniversary of...
Hey website, I’m going to take you out for a nice dinner and maybe we can go back to my place….but ultimately we’ll settle for just making out on the couch. It’ll be nice.
Thanks for following. You (all) make my heart melt.
I can't drive 55
D: It's never illegal to have a good time.
C: Maybe Barley Legal.
WatchLoving these bizarre, animated commercials for….Scrabble?
View the other 2 here.
Excited for the Tumblr Meet Up
Less excited for the shy/awkward in social situations guy I am.
I see the benefits of rolling crew deep as they say. I’m looking in your direction Timx2 and Pete.
A joke:
Q: What did the new apartment say to Pete and I?
A: I want you inside me.
We got our keys today.
Transcribing interviews is miserable
Minimizing Tumblr to do so, even worse.
Bobbi Brown's Ghostbusters 2 Rap:
“Too hot to handle, too cold to hold They’re called the Ghostbusters and they’re in control Had ‘em throwin’ a party for a bunch of children While all the while the slime was under the building So they packed up their group, got a grip, came equipped Grabbed their proton packs off their back and they split Found about Vigo, the master of evil Try to battle my boys?...