August 2009
July 2009
An Essay I Overly Analyzed Just to Win Free Movie...
The question: Who would win in a triple threat match between Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Blade, and David, the leader of the Lost Boys?
My Answer:
Well, to start off we should just go ahead and eliminate David from the Lost Boys (and if I can be frank, I love the Lost Boys so it’s as hard for me as it is for you). Any vampire or gang of vampires that could be brought down by one...
Loney Dear - And I Won’t Cause Anything At...
“Shoot ‘em again…his soul is still dancing.”
– Nicolas Cage in Werner Herzog’s “Bad Lieutenant”.
Like you ever doubted Cage. This is going to be awesome, click the link and see for yourself.
Craigslist AD: "Seeking Bedmate"
“Looking for female between 23-29 to share bed with. I have a 1 bedroom convertible. Two twin beds are next to each other making king size bed, but I can’t split beds due to office configuration. We could randomly live together, and if we are compatible get more serious. We can do month to month rent.
Female: must be the mighty 3 - attractive, intelligent, and friendly. And, clean....
On the Hand Sanitizer at my Desk:
E: Are you anal? Are you afraid of Germs?
C: Well I'm a little bit afraid of everything.
On the Smiths/Morrissey Cover Band I Saw Last...
You sounded pretty good; have a little bit of a faux-english Morrissey voice going, the band seems to know all the chords, you brought that tambourine, but let me say this…
If you are on stage “as”/”doing” Morrissey, unless you are wearing a billowy shirt and have a quiff going I’m afraid I’m not 100% buying what you’re selling.
Trailer for the new Coen Brothers Movie, "A... →
Very interested.
Their career/track record makes me want to shit myself because of how good it is.
Ps> Not embedding so you can watch it in HD. If you care.
Suprises in your mail slot are the best
Sometimes they even make my heart explode a bit.
spitintheocean:
shirtdress:
i should not be...
The Mountain Goats: The Life of the World to Come →
fuckyeahthemountaingoats:
New album to be released on October 6. It includes a tracklisting, John’s explanation behind the album and they collaborated with Owen Pallett of Final Fantasy!
Very excited, as always, for any new Mountain Goats.
“There’s nobody here
To tell us a joke,
We tear off our ears
The fire...”
– -The Dodos
There’s something about this verse that rubs me the right way.
“I am a smoke fire
Scared of holy water,
People claim I’m possessed by...”
– -Man Man
Man Man makes me want to get rowdy in the office.
Possible Hip Hop Theme Restaurant Menu Item:
Entree 3000
Possibly at “Outkast Steakhouse”.
I will never stop enjoying this →
BEES?! BEADS?!
One of my favorite AD moments.
Boss' Daughter to Work Day
Ilana: Hey, sweetie, how old are you?
Boss' Daughter: Seven.
Cfunk: {leans in, with Benjamin Button voice} But she looks a lot older.
Note from Christian: I'm surprised I haven't been fired yet.
Julian Plenti - Games for Days
Another recently...
WatchDexter Season 4 trailer.
Annnnnd, I’m excited.
Also, click here for teaser of Dexter: Early Cuts
“Dexter: Early Cuts will be a series of animated webisodes, featuring voiceover by Michael C Hall, that details some of the character’s earliest kills. We’ll see him develop his surgical technique in a darkly graphic style on sho.com. “
Via: /Film
“I’ll be rooting for you
Like my favorite team,
If somebody sweats you,
You...”
– - “Milk Thistle”
This verse stands out to me every time I listen to the song.
Fact:
It is never the wrong time to blast “Motown Philly” in the office and dance at your desk.
So I am doing so.
Edit: Duum Duum Duum DA DA duum duum duum DA DA ayi ayi Yai Yai
Watcholiviaisferosch:
paulsearle:
Maker Her Say - Kid Cudi feat. Kanye and Common
Pretty, pretty fresh.
someone out there
anniehinton:
onesong:
has to have the “tumbl for ya” boy george referencing tumblr out there, because i just thought of it and it takes me approximately 10x as long as the normal human to make basic connections like this so someone else definitely got there first, and i would like to see it.
I believe Christian has a stake on one of those out there.
This is true. I’ve been sitting on...
We was all ghetto fabulous, all in the rooms at...
E: I always get Embassy Suites and Sybaris confused for some reason.
C: Very different things.
E: So gross, I would never go there. I don't even like water parks.
C: But have you ever considered Sexy water parks?
Boy drank gasoline to be like Optimus Prime →
Oh, also he’s been doing it for the last 5 years.
Something that fascinates me:
Hearing about other people’s local jingles and cheesy commercials that plagued the TV sets and radio stations of their hometown.
My coworker and I have been singing the Andriana Furs jingle all morning.
Any youtube-able ones from your childhood/hometown you’d like to share?
I just got a Flickr, add me as a contact/friend if... →
The self-haters guide to self-hate
sharingtime:
Oh whatever, this list sucks I’m never going to write anything good I hate myself, WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
This is about right.
As stated on our website for DimeStore Films, I Hate Myself is not just the name of our podcast, its also our mantra.