September 2009
Ain't It Cool Interviews Joel and Ethan Coen For... →
Fun Fact That Makes Me Feel Worthless In Terms of My Own Writing: They wrote “No Country…”, “Burn After Reading”, and “A Serious Man” all at/around the same time. They are amazing.
Something That I Find Embarrassing In Public:
When you get your headphone cord caught on something and they rip out of your ears.
How it plays out:
Headphones get ripped out. Face gets red.
Just play it cool, no one saw….and even if they did see they don’t care.
Fuck, they saw me. They care.
Now I’m sweating and have a headphone cord dangling behind me. I bumble to save face. What’s wrong with me?
“Ugh, it smells like Medieval Times in here… and I am not ok with that.”
– Erin, my roomie. (via cdeeds)
That’s weird, I didn’t think it was possible for somewhere to smell like a pony tail.
My New Spookycore Album:
Jamsylvania
Sisqo's Shake Down Theme Party
Involves me spray painting S’s onto women. That’s as far as I’ve gotten with the idea, but it’s nice to have a solid base.
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SMO's Comedian Project →
anniehinton:
Some really great photos of some really great comedians that will eventually become a book. My only beef is that they’re way too small to fully enjoy them.
My beef is that Donny Glover is featured. Otherwise, a really great project.
Dr. Dog's Song "Weekend" Coming on my Ipod,...
Upon hearing the opening lines, “The weekend is comin’ soon…”, I caught myself actually saying “Fuck you” out loud.
Enter the Rape Tunnel, For Art →
synecdoche:
“I’ve constructed a 22 ft tunnel out of plywood that leads into the project room. There is no way in or out of the project room except for this tunnel. As you travel through the tunnel, it gets smaller and smaller, making it so that you have to crawl and put yourself in a submissive position in order to reach the tunnel’s destination. At the end of the tunnel the subject will find me...
Stop Podcasting Yourself: Ep 79
Graham: Yea, one time I was looking to rent a movie but I was too embarrassed that the clerk would zing me so I just left.
Dave: What was it?
Graham: The Opposite of Sex. So in my head it would have played out like, “Excuse me, do you know where The Opposite of Sex is”. And he would have just gone something like, “I don’t know, your bedroom”.
I’m with Graham on...
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WatchTeaser for the new “Nightmare on Elm Street”.
I’ve always been a big fan of the series no matter how ridiculous they got and as skeptical as I was, I have to say I’m pretty intrigued by this. I’m a little worried that Freddy is going to lose his wise assery though. We’ll see how Haley stacks up I guess.
I am a little disappointed with the pleading in the...
“It was mostly the rib that was disgusting, but i did bang the bone on my plate a...”
– Me on the cuisine of Medieval Times this weekend.
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Rian Johnson's Original Written Materials for... →
This might be old news but I just stumbled across it today.
“The first draft of Brick was written on a Mac SE on the poo colored carpeted floor of a cramped Santa Monica apartment during a summer of post collegiate unemployment in 1996. Although it was always intended to be a screenplay, it was first put to paper in prose as a glorified treatment which I enjoy calling a novella. The reasons...
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“Schaumburg! Where the fuck is that? Isn’t that where the Bulls play?”
– Erin
My Favorite Part About it Becoming Fall:
Movie viewing pretty much shifts to all horror movies all the time.
The List Thus Far via Dan:
1) Friday the 13th Part 3
2) Friday the 13th Part 4
3) Friday the 13th Part 6
4) Night of the Hunter
5) Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Warriors
6) Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddys Dead
7)Nightmare on Elm Street: Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
8) The Descent
9) Night of the Creeps
10)...
“You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people....”
– Chuck Klosterman (via themessinsidee)
When I went to his signing a month ago he read from his new book, it’s going to be great.
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Flickr Photo Set Documenting the Inside of Edward... →
What I'm Currently Rocking at Work:
(Piano Bash) I’m a (Piano Bash) I’m a (Piano Bash) I’m a (Piano Bash) I’m a flirt.
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Believe Me Man, This Is How Them Playas Do It In The Chi And Plus We Got Them Playette Flirters In The Chi Now The Moral Of The Story Is Cuff Yo Bitch Cuz Hey I’m Black, Handsome, I Sing Plus I’m Rich And (I’m A Flirt)
Not sure where it came from but R Kelly is...
Cursive - Modern Love (David Bowie cover)
Cursive...
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Werner Herzog Starting His Own "Film School"
The statement on the “Rogue Film School” site is as follows:
“The Rogue Film School is not for the faint-hearted; it is for those who have traveled on foot, who have worked as bouncers in sex clubs or as wardens in a lunatic asylum, for those who are willing to learn about lock-picking or forging shooting permits in countries not favoring their projects. In short: it is for those...
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On the Phone With Ikea Customer Service:
C: Yea, I just got home and noticed that I'm missing all the pieces that were supposed to come with this lamp to attach it to the wall.
Ikea: Oh, you mean you don't just have those pieces lying around the house (Laughs)
C: You know I just can't seem to find that Glübbe I had, It's the darnedest thing.
