Craigslist AD: “Seeking Bedmate”

“Looking for female between 23-29 to share bed with. I have a 1 bedroom convertible. Two twin beds are next to each other making king size bed, but I can’t split beds due to office configuration. We could randomly live together, and if we are compatible get more serious. We can do month to month rent.

Female: must be the mighty 3 - attractive, intelligent, and friendly. And, clean. No animals. No smoking. 

Me: I exercise often, especially running by the lake. I might get MBA in a few years at top B-school. I am analyst by day and entrepreneur by night. I am a busy guy. I am OCD about cleanliness and personal hygiene. 

If you have questions ask. I will trade photos. After I see photo, we can meet at coffee/tea shop to discuss compatibility.” 

Thanks to Erin for showing me this, she found it as she was legitimately looking for an apartment…not a bedmate. Although, this guy does exercise often and is looking at a top B school.

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