Tommy: You’re ugly.
Charlie: You’re ugly!
Tommy: You’re ugly!
Charlie: You are the one that’s ugly!
Tommy: You’re ugly!
Charlie: You are the one—
Sweet Dee: Charlie! Jesus Christ! Are you almost thirty? You almost thirty years old?
Charlie: Yes!
Tommy: You have to buy me a toy!
Charlie: I don’t have to buy you shiiiit!
Tommy: If you don’t buy me anything, I’m gonna tell my mom you took me to a black person’s hospital.
Charlie: Wow… oh my god, that’s racist.
One of my favorite Charlie deliveries. See the bolded text.
