I just got out of a four hour long rough cut viewing (way too long for these kind of things) and thought I’d treat myself to a little grease fest known as Pizza Hut Express. I placed my order, slid the money across the counter, and left with my bag in hand. When I looked down however, I noticed the bread stick box was open, better close it up. On my way to close it up I noticed I essentially was given elongated dinner rolls and a cup of sauce.
What’s this shit?
I turned around to look at the sign and over the Pizza Hut Express logo was a label, a crappy, plain, home labelmaker one, saying Chicago Pizza in nondescript font. They scammed me. This ain’t no pizza hut.