Jerry, handing his dad a gift: “Well, as long as I’m up. Dad, I got you a
birthday present. Here. Happy Birthday.”
Morty: “Aw, Jerry. I should be buyin’ you presents.”
Jerry: “What does that mean?”
Helen: “Leave your father alone. It’s his birthday.”
Morty: “Oooh! Heh heh! It’s a radar detector.”
Jerry: “Radar detector? I’ve never seen you go over twenty miles an hour.
You’re like the Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade. It’s a Wizard
organizer.”
Morty: “This looks like too much money.”
Jerry: “Nah, I got it from a guy on the street. It was, like, fifty bucks.”
Morty: “You think it’s hot?”
Jerry: “Could be.”
Morty: “Attaboy! Helen, Jerry got me a hot Wizard computer!”
Helen: “I’m right here.”
Posted on Friday, 26 February 2010