“I was kidnapped once. I was standing in front of my school yard and a black sedan pulls up. And two guys get out and they say to me, do I want to go away with them to a land where everybody is fairies and elves. And I can have all the comic books I want and chocolate and wax lips. And I said, ‘Yes’. And I got into the car with them. I figured what the hell, I was home that weekend from college anyhow.”
-Woody Allen, Stand Up Comic 1964-1968
