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Season 9 Episode 17: The Bookstore
Such a great intro.
Season 9, Episode 15: The Wizard
Jerry, handing his dad a gift: “Well, as long as I’m up. Dad, I got you a
birthday present. Here. Happy Birthday.”
Morty: “Aw, Jerry. I should be buyin’ you presents.”
Jerry: “What does that mean?”
Helen: “Leave your father alone. It’s his birthday.”
Morty: “Oooh! Heh heh! It’s a radar detector.”
Jerry: “Radar detector? I’ve never seen you go over twenty miles an hour.
You’re like the Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade. It’s a Wizard
organizer.”
Morty: “This looks like too much money.”
Jerry: “Nah, I got it from a guy on the street. It was, like, fifty bucks.”
Morty: “You think it’s hot?”
Jerry: “Could be.”
Morty: “Attaboy! Helen, Jerry got me a hot Wizard computer!”
Helen: “I’m right here.”
Season 8 Episode 22: The Summer of George
Jerry: Can you believe she expected me to squire her around town while the dude sits at home in swaddling clothes?
George: Do they make swaddling clothes for adults?
“Heyyyy no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel”
Season 9 Episode 10: The Strike
Jerry: Are you reading my VCR manual?
Kramer: Well we can’t all read the classics Professor Highbrow.
Burn the last hour of work and have some fun, click through to take some Seinfeld quizzes on Mentalfloss. Test your might.
Jerry: How many napkins does a person need to get through a sandwich?
Larry: It’s…I don’t know, I use a lot of napkins. Always, every meal.
Jerry: You should bring a bath towel to eat, that’s what you should bring.
This hits close to home…if you’ve ever eaten with me you’ve already made fun of me for it.
I couldn’t help but have a giant smile on my face the whole time.
Seinfeld follow up: “It’s not a twist off” illustrated.
I Can Tell That We Are Gonna’ Be Friends:
If when I say, ”…It’s not a twist off…”, under my breath while we’re drinking (or doing anything involving bottle opening really) and you know I’m talking about Seinfeld…
Well, I’ll be buying your next drink.
