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Kramer: See the hard part is to find the pasta that captures the individual.
Jerry: Why fusilli?
Kramer: Because you’re silly


Jerry: When did you do this?
Kramer: In my spare time. [turns to George]. You know, I’m working                on one
of you, George. I’m using ravioli. See, the hard part is to find                a pasta
that captures the individual.

seinfeld:

Kramer: See the hard part is to find the pasta that captures the individual.

Jerry: Why fusilli?

Kramer: Because you’re silly


Jerry: When did you do this?

Kramer: In my spare time. [turns to George]. You know, I’m working on one

of you, George. I’m using ravioli. See, the hard part is to find a pasta

that captures the individual.

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“Serenity Now”.

Seinfeld recut as a thriller.

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Mark this down as impressions I’ve been doing for the last 3 months and still laughing about: Jerry as “Raif”

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“You sold us a hair with a cake around it. I’d like another one”

You sold us a hair with a cake around it. I’d like another one”

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Larry David playing George on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

hoHO!

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George trailer

Seinfeld recut to give George Costanza a whole new story. Pretty, pretty well done.

Thanks to Michaelia for sending me this.

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Season 9, Episode 3: The Serenity Now

George: Dad, what’s all this?

Estelle: (From other room) It’s junk.

Frank: My computers. I’ve been selling them for two months now. Shut up!

George: You’re selling computers?

Frank: Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn’t that farfetched.

Goddamn I love that line. Makes me laugh every time.

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“Another round of Strawberry for me and my friends!”

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I feel like George Costanza today

tempted to walk out of many rooms just angrily yelling, “ho HO!”

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